I took the subject headers from some of the spam I've received recently and made a poem.
FROM MR BANGALI, URGENT,TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL
Your girlfriend is pleased
You will make her 5 times a night
A small thing that makes your lady happy.
Vgaira for you!
Sensation news for you. fowls china.
Private message for you. cooped pion.
Do you mind? :)))